demonzee:

super gratuitous art of pre-serum steve

demonzee:

super gratuitous art of pre-serum steve

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fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

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4qua-rio:

torentialtribute:

If you’re looking for the “cheapest/easiest” pet

  • don’t get a pet

THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST ACCURATE POST I HAVE EVER SEEN

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typpinu:

me to strangers: dont look at my body dont even make eye contact with me

me to friends: look at this cool pic of my boobs

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indikos:

burned my hand curling my hair today

worth it

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ninjasexfarty:

Important, always-relevant comic done by the wonderful Ursa Eyer.

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supernatural-tardis:

 

milkybabie:

I was in love with this boy once so I started to beat him up everyday but people thought we were rough housing bc boys can’t like each other and one day I was like “dude I like you a lot but I can’t cope with my feelings so I beat you up im sorry” and he was like “dude that’s really chill we can hold hands if you want??? Btw you have really good punches.” And that’s the story of how I had my first boyfriend

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waywardbard:

geekinthebreeze:

4gifs:

Can’t keep meowt. [video]

Is…is that a container full of WATER they put in front of the door?  They had to put in a motherfucking moat to keep this cat out and it STILL DIDN’T WORK?!  This cat is hardcore.

my jerks are the saaaaaaaame way.

waywardbard:

geekinthebreeze:

4gifs:

Can’t keep meowt. [video]

Is…is that a container full of WATER they put in front of the door?  They had to put in a motherfucking moat to keep this cat out and it STILL DIDN’T WORK?!  This cat is hardcore.

my jerks are the saaaaaaaame way.

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